Curse

neighto · Jun 05, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42

maybe not all these at once.. but it would be fun to toggle it.. like the random weekend events

-Each time you flashed an emote.. you would lose 50k.. if you dont have 50k to lose, you lose rank
-ectos drop by all mobs, in all areas.. including pre! 90% drop rate. say bye bye to all the "so-called" rich players in the game
-Everyone gets a mini panda, kanaxai, visu, etc etc.. but if you click on any of them, you delete your acct.. they cannot be traded.. nor moved from your inventory
- your storage only holds 50k. your toons can only hold 10k. Cannot hold stacks of anything.. inventory is limited to 4 items
-When you log into Random arenas.. you only get rez sigs and 1 skill of your choice.. this might teach everyone a lesson
-if you are above rank 3 you cannot enter any pvp
-in all pvp matches.. you are given random skills.. if you leave the match before its done.. you get an automatic 72 hour ban
-the use of the word noob (newb or any other variation) results in your account being cleaned. you start out with no chars, no money, and no skills.

travis ranger · Jun 05, 2008, 04:02 AM // 04:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandora1

Better Armor (Including lowering down the prices).
No more retarded quests. Create more complex quests that would involve time and teamship.
Better Faces, jesus christ. My grandma looks hotter than that!
Make it so males won't have freaking huge necks!
The ability to buy Special Events items from a merchant (will clost a bit though)
improve the economy (include a more better trading system and ad system).
Rangers will be called Archers
Ele's will be called Druids
Dervishes to Darvishes
All dervish armor will cover eyes (because it looks cool like that).
Will delete the whole Factions campaign and move it to a different land, better storyline, and better classes.
Add Scarves!
Make it so assassins won't look so scrawny and asian.
Remove protective spirit.
add dragons to the game
Change 'Guild Wars' to a different name, because it's more like GW is like "Farming Wars" then A Pvp bases game.
No more pre searing, cuz thats retarded as well.
More better hair styles.
More weapons
add 40 more sets of armor to each class.
Plantinum will be now refered as silver.

Well. lol. thats my opinions.

most of those didnt really sound like anything that would piss people off...

C R A F T · Jun 05, 2008, 04:15 AM // 04:15

When you die, you die and have to start over at the beginning!

Riceboi · Jun 05, 2008, 04:22 AM // 04:22

add three playable races: terran, protoss and zerg

wait that might make the game better!

Laylat · Jun 05, 2008, 04:28 AM // 04:28

Ursan Rage knocks all creatures in the area. You and all affected creatures suffer Cracked Armour, Deep Wound, and Weakness for 20 seconds. Affected creatures gain half health for 20 seconds from all sources except monster healing skills. Monk skills have a 60% to fail removing conditions for 20 seconds.

Welcome RageQuit

Edit:
You are hexed with Ursan Rage.

byteme! · Jun 05, 2008, 04:28 AM // 04:28

I'd pull the plug on the GW server for shits and giggles. Turn it back on a week later maybe with all materials removed from players inventories and added to the trader.

StormDragonZ · Jun 05, 2008, 04:56 AM // 04:56

Warrior:
- Swords now do 12-30 damage.
- Axes now do 9-18 damage.
- Hammers now do 33-50 damage.
- [skill]Charging Strike[/skill] now makes you run 75% faster.

Ranger:
- All short bows are now recurve bows. There is no such thing as a short bow anymore.
- [skill]Power Shot[/skill] deals +12-27 damage.
- [skill]Apply Poison[/skill] now costs 10 energy.

Monk:
- [skill]Word of Censure[/skill] no longer applies the additional recharge if the foe was under 33% health. This skill also now does 25-77 holy damage.

Necromancer:
- Pets can now be used for exploiting.
- [skill]Angorodon's Gaze[/skill] steals 30-50 health now.

Mesmer:
- [skill]Illusion of Weakness[/skill] now has a recharge time of 15 seconds and a casting time of 1 second.
- [skill]Wandering Eye[/skill] costs 5 energy now.
- [skill]Ether Signet[/skill] has been changed to "If you have less than 10 Energy, gain 25-30 Energy."

Elementalist:
- [skill]Lightning Surge[/skill] now has a recharge time of 5 seconds.
- [skill]Maelstrom[/skill] no longer causes exhaustion.
- All glyphs cost no energy.

Assassin:
- Daggers now do 6-16 damage.
- [skill]Wild Strike[/skill] is now a lead attack skill.
- [skill]Siphon Strength[/skill] has a recharge time of 15 seconds. It also lasts for 10-19 seconds.
- [skill]Feigned Neutrality[/skill] is now the attribute of Critical Strikes.

Ritualist:
- [skill]Destruction[/skill] now deals 2-5 damager for each second it was alive.
- [skill]Guided Weapon[/skill] now costs 10 energy.
- [skill]Xinrae's Weapon[/skill] now costs 15 energy. It also now lasts for 10 seconds.

Paragon:
- Spears now do 17-28 damage.
- [skill]Godspeed[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Angelic Bond[/skill] now has a recharge time of 10 seconds. It lasts for 15-22 seconds now also.
- [skill]Aria of Restoration[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Aria of Zeal[/skill] now costs 5 energy.

Dervish:
- [skill]Avatar of Melandru[/skill] now costs 15 energy.
- [skill]Avatar of Lyssa[/skill] now has attacks deal +10-58 damage to foes activating skills.
- [skill]Rending Aura[/skill] is now a non-attribute skill.

HawkofStorms · Jun 05, 2008, 05:26 AM // 05:26

Giving monsters Ursan equivalent to rank 15 in the Norn title. Then when all the whiners start to complain about it being overpowered, A.net nerfs Ursan rather then remove the monsters that use Ursan.

Darkobra · Jun 05, 2008, 05:37 AM // 05:37

Buff Ursan to do triple damage and need no rank and make ectos customised on pick-up. Also force everyone to use Ursan. Then they'd have a REAL reason to whine about it.

Golgotha · Jun 05, 2008, 05:42 AM // 05:42

Get rid of Ursan.

Mortis · Jun 05, 2008, 06:42 AM // 06:42

Me?

I'd fill my characters with ectos and cash, then I'd make eviscerate; my eviscerate, not yours; deal 400 damage.

Yeah.

fenix · Jun 05, 2008, 06:52 AM // 06:52

I would delete PvE, and then erase every account that doesn't have a PvP title (of any kind).

I would then delete all classes and skills added after Prophecies.

Then, I would delete every account that contains a R/D with Escape as the elite, or a trapper, or a N/Rt.

HuntMaster Avatar · Jun 05, 2008, 07:03 AM // 07:03

Link game accounts to forum accounts, and every time someone QQ's a platinum piece is deducted from their account. If you have no plat on you're account, an item is removed instead, starting with the highest priced item you have. If that item is in a stack, the entire stack is removed.

Pvp would also be limited to three skills, and elite skills would be banned from being used. Only non max weapons and armor would be allowed.

FengShuiDove · Jun 05, 2008, 07:09 AM // 07:09

I would look at these forums and nerf every skill that someone, ANYONE, complains about to complete garbage.

Eventually, GW will be unplayable and I will laugh at the QQers who are only that way because they QQed in the first place.

RedNova88 · Jun 05, 2008, 07:37 AM // 07:37

I'd remove instances and make the whole game persistent, then make every zone PvP capable, on top of this AoEs damage EVERYTHING (including yourself). Have fun farming...

Icy The Mage · Jun 05, 2008, 07:40 AM // 07:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riceboi

Remove all professions from game, you can now only be

Richard Simmons

or Eric Estrada

You forgot someone...

Pleikki · Jun 05, 2008, 07:46 AM // 07:46

Id just remove all other ppl,s changes and then ban everyone. & get Pet Kanaxai (not mini) and go clear deep with it

pumpkin pie · Jun 05, 2008, 07:46 AM // 07:46

unplug game server during final GvG tournament :P~

DreamWind · Jun 05, 2008, 08:14 AM // 08:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by poasiods

That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players and give you immense amusement watching it, what would you change/add?

I would make exactly every change Anet has made for the past 2 years.

Aldric · Jun 05, 2008, 08:32 AM // 08:32

What i'd really like to do just to be mean ?

Make secret Kill Switch skill combinations so if you put for example Firestorm on a Ranger or Mending on a Warrior your character is deleted the second you enter an instance.

Dervishes with black armour and any connotation of Death/Reaper in their name get deleted.

All monks with black FoW matched with Chaos gloves and scarfs/ninja masks have their armour changed to Pink Tutu's

Move Ursan to a PVP only skill

Limit classes in PVP to 1 each per team

Remove PS

Make every drop customised